1. Visitor count doormat
A counter embedded doormat which ensures that your visitors feel insignificantly welcome.
2. The Organised Entrance Door
A labelled entrance door which ensures easy of use for junk mailers. 3. Short talk Telephone
A normal landline telephone which ensures short concise phone calls and economy of use. 4. Volume Regulator
A wall mounted volume regulator which ensures ideal sound levels at home. 5. Argument control bookshelf
A volume sensitive bookshelf which ensures controlled sound levels for the arguing couples. 6. The Remote Family
A series of television remote controls which ensure non-addictive viewing with shared power. 7. The wireless neighbourhood sign
A sign for a wireless network availability outside the home which ensures instant popularity in the neighbourhood. 8. The signal grabbing photo frame
A photo frame in the bedroom which ensures that your mobile phone does not become a health hazard for you. 9. Bathroom timer
A bathroom door with time sensitive glass which ensures efficiency in bathroom usage. 10. The Organic Bin
A flowerpot bin which ensures respect for your trashcan. 11. The Fish/Flush Tank
A toilet with a fish tank which ensures care and sensitivity for your toilet. 12. The wireless ‘grab and run’ bag
A wireless signal grabbing bag which ensures that you steal networks with caution and efficiency.
13. The tall-legged table
A long table for the ‘yellow tape of belonging’ which ensures that the objects of restraint become a part of your life with ease. |